I wish I was racist
The world would be so much easier to navigate.
My uncle recently complained about money disappearing out of his bank account.
I told him to call customer service.
He said, “There’s no need. The Jews took it.”
I was awed that someone could be so certain about anything, and so nonchalant about perceived robbery. I spend so much time trying to keep my finances in order, and this guy maintains the level-headedness of a Tibetan monk while his account evaporates. Some people reach a Zen state through meditation, or drugs. He’s achieved clarity through his hatred for another group of people. Different strokes for different folks I guess.